Adam Cayton-Holland's Substack

Stripes on a uniform

The trip to Mexico that never was

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March 2026

My Name Is Jonas

How Weezer and I just might have fixed everything

Mar 2 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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February 2026

Mutton Bustin'

The greatest thing about a sheep is that you can strap a child to it, then make it tear ass around an arena.

Feb 4 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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January 2026

Paid Subscribers Only!!!

What's the point if you don't get a little perk here and there?

Jan 20 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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Two Poems

Because why not?

Jan 5 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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December 2025

Normalize AI-shaming

Remember when you were a child in the supermarket and you wandered off, then looked up at a stranger thinking it was your mom, but it wasn’t your mom…

Dec 1, 2025 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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November 2025

Grown-ups Can Do Just About Anything

No shame in the game.

Nov 3, 2025 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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October 2025

To Whom It May Concern

Can I come live in your country?

Oct 1, 2025 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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September 2025

Wood stork!

I saw one and I simply must tell you about it

Sep 9, 2025 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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You and I Are Gonna Live Forever

I saw Oasis and I was absolutely mad fer it.

Sep 2, 2025 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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August 2025

Welcome, and Fuck You!

by Your Airbnb

Aug 4, 2025 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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July 2025

Hanging It Up

It's time to walk away from The Beautiful Game

Jul 1, 2025 • Adam Cayton-Holland

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