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A special message from all of us here at Adam Cayton-Holland

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August 2026

RIP High Plains

Long Live High Plains!

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July 2026

America!

Like it and lump it

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June 2026

Down and Out In Minneapolis

You can't win 'em all

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May 2026

The Boy

A short story by Adam Cayton-Holland

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April 2026

Stripes on a uniform

The trip to Mexico that never was

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March 2026

My Name Is Jonas

How Weezer and I just might have fixed everything

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February 2026

Mutton Bustin'

The greatest thing about a sheep is that you can strap a child to it, then make it tear ass around an arena.

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January 2026

Two Poems

Because why not?

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December 2025

Normalize AI-shaming

And you kids stop vaping on my lawn!

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November 2025

Grown-ups Can Do Just About Anything

No shame in the game.

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October 2025

To Whom It May Concern

Can I come live in your country?

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